Sweet, Delicious Bread

Okay. As of yesterday, I am on a diet. The first two weeks, I cannot have any bread or sweets. After two weeks, I will move to a moderate diet of bread. (Two slices per day or the equivalent.) Rachel and I are going to get away here in a couple weekends, so my first meal with bread will be on our trip. Hold me accountable, everybody. Ask me if I've had any bread.