The 10 Categories of Facebook Users
Please Affirm Me: "I'm not very attractive. I'm not very smart. I did this horrible thing. But it wasn't so horrible... Was it?"
Braggers: You never see a post from this person until they're on vacation in an exotic locale, or are in the midst of a super important business trip!
Gamers: This person actually thinks they live in a place called Farmtown.
Inspirationals: This person sees it as their calling in life to uplift you with challenging quotes, inspirational thoughts, and Bible verses!
Activists: "If we can channel the power of Facebook, we can save the world!"
Entrepreneurs: "Hey, it's great to be in contact with you again! By the way, would you be interested in buying (fill in blank)?"
Mundane Details: This person wants you to know where they're at on planet Earth (and what exactly they're eating) at all times!
Poets: What can be said, that can't be said better by song lyrics?
Complainers: This person views Facebook as an outlet for all their negativity and bitterness. (Which is usually a lot!)
My Kid is So Cute: This person makes everyone else gag with stories of how darn cute little Bobby and Susy are! Don't you just want to eat them up? (don't answer that)